ficknoster 

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

ficknoster by simon September 3, 2008

Fickmyster

its someone who thinks they are incredibly cool and thinks they are too skinny. they go from guy to guy sucking each pee pee for days... they bite vaginas and ride cammels around egypt. take Smichael David Wagner for exapmle....

Smichael David Wagner: im such a Fickmyster

Audra: i know Smike....

Fickmyster by audrabeechler April 20, 2011

fuckposter 

Someone who needlessly adds profanity to public posts on social media solely to appear "edgy," cool, or more intelligent. They will typically add unnecessary "fucks" when posting in praise of something (e.g. some movie, show or band is fucking amazing) when the complimentary adjective is sufficient. The fuckposter will often also subscribe to the theory that intelligent people use more profanity in conversation, while not grasping that this only applies to spontaneous verbal communication and not to planned written posts and emails.

"Man, that dude never misses a chance to shoehorn a "fuck" or "shit" into every post. He's a real fuckposter."

fuckposter by M240guy September 28, 2022