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Chipotle Stomach Fuck 

About an hour after eating chipotle, your stomach starts hurting and eventually leads to leaky shits and hours of rolling in bed wanting to die.
Friend: yo bro you feel alright?

You: I think I got the chipotle stomach fuck man
Chipotle Stomach Fuck by JakeBBBBB January 28, 2017

Mongolian stomach fuck 

When you are effin a chick in the anal canal, and u eat her shit and puke it out onto her ass, then do her...hard
o god im gonna mongolian stomach fuck you.

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.
The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Fuckstomp 

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.
"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"
Fuckstomp by Trendon September 19, 2005

Fuckstorm 

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.
Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
Fuckstorm by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

Fuckstorm 

The whole thing with Emma was just a big fuckstorm.
Fuckstorm by thisisactuallykourtney November 13, 2017