Fuckstomp

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.

"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"

by Trendon September 19, 2005

fuckstomp

to stomp on someone while fucking them, similar to a foot-to-the-face piledriver position. Usually refers to somebody losing so badly at whatever they attempted that other, more common insults do not to the failure justice.

1. I've never seen someone lose so badly in this type of game, he got fuckstomped like no other.

2. This game has become such an ugly fuckstomping that I'm just going to leave at half time.

by daReelD$ April 10, 2012

Category 5 Fuckstorm

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

fucktoplasm

Fluid that squirts around and generally gets everywhere during sexual intercourse. Cum and vaginal juices.

It was a big mistake screwing on her parents sofa. There was fucktoplasm everywhere.

by TP&DC January 13, 2010

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009

Fuckston

Slang name for Frankston which is part of the Greater Melbourne metropolitan area. The reason for the name is that most who are from Frankston and/or live in Frankston are drug fucked, fucked in the head, have fucked their life up and most likely someone elses along the way. Also this is one of the worst suburbs in the Australian state of Victoria. It is at the top of lists such as most assaults outside the Melbourne CBD, highest rate of hoon drivers, highest rate of shop lifting ect. The Frankston train line is one of the most unsafe train services in the state. Aswell as this there are other reasons to call Frankston, Fuckston these include youths are out of control, Rape, Gang Bashings, Murder, major car crashes, gangs roaming the streets, Main Street in Frankston is littered with people on drugs. Schools are very poor quality in all areas, most teachers and principals have lack of knowledge, compassion, aswell as not giving a stuff about their students who attend their schools. Same with the Frankston police, they don't give a stuff about crime might be one of the reasons for the rise in crime so if you are a victim to some sort of crime don't expect the police to help to much. So finally my advise if you are thinking of coming to Frankston aka Fuckston, DON'T!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FRANKSTON?
Don't you mean Fuckston, everyone from there is ethier drug fucked, fucked in the head and/or fucked their life up amd most likely someones elses aswell
OK IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKSTON I'LL PROBABLY GET BASHED

by Wilma Wilde October 7, 2009

Fuckstoast

A random act of slight scorn. Common to a swear word except with less aim and hate. (Used to confuse others around the one saying it and also express their feelings indirectly.

FUCKSTOAST! I just got a paper cut.

Fuckstoast, show up to track on time loser.

Fuckstoast, you're right... I should get some friends.

by dws95 January 24, 2011