fuckstomer

Customer. (No one who ever stood behind a counter wearing a nametag would need further explanation.)

Dude #1: How did it go today?
Dude #2: The usual parade o' fuckstomers. I need a drink, or five.

by Miles O'Piles September 14, 2014

Flag

Get the fuckstomer mug.

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Flag

Get the Fuckster's Law mug.

Related Words

fuckstomer • Fuckster • fucksome • fucktober • Fuckstomp • Fucktimer • fuckshower • Fucksterbate • fucksterbated • Fuckster's Law

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.

I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Flag

Get the Fucktober mug.

Fuckster

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.

"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"

by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010

Flag