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Fuckstorm 

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.
Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?
Fuckstorm by SCOOTER January 20, 2013
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Fuckstorm 

The whole thing with Emma was just a big fuckstorm.
Fuckstorm by thisisactuallykourtney November 13, 2017

fuckstorm 

n. a whole lot of something; a plethora or large amount; a myriad.
I have a fuckstorm of homework tonight!

Melanie has a fuckstorm of comebacks!

Jeremy has had a fuckstorm of sexual partners!

There is a fuckstorm of beggars in the street!
fuckstorm by Jeremy Crowe January 10, 2007

Fuckstorm 

Synonyms: clusterfuck, shitstorm, and fucking disaster

A jumble of craziness that causes one to lose focus and not concentrate. It makes one lose their shit.
Wow. This is a such a fuckstorm man, I sent someone my nudes on accident.
Fuckstorm by Anirroc Elbon February 21, 2019

Fuckstorm 

A chaotic and overwhelming situation where everything seems to go wrong all at once; a whirlwind of disasters or complications, often with intense emotions involved.
After the printer broke down in the middle of our final print run, the servers crashed, and then the coffee machine quit too, we all knew we were smack in the middle of a total fuckstorm.
Fuckstorm by nonuniqueusername April 17, 2024

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.
The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

dildo fuckstorm 

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm
dildo fuckstorm by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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