Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

by SCOOTER January 21, 2013

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A fuck-up of epic proportions. see shitstorm

The whole thing with Emma was just a big fuckstorm.

by thisisactuallykourtney November 13, 2017

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Fuckstorm

Synonyms: clusterfuck, shitstorm, and fucking disaster

A jumble of craziness that causes one to lose focus and not concentrate. It makes one lose their shit.

Wow. This is a such a fuckstorm man, I sent someone my nudes on accident.

by Anirroc Elbon February 21, 2019

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n. a whole lot of something; a plethora or large amount; a myriad.

I have a fuckstorm of homework tonight!

Melanie has a fuckstorm of comebacks!

Jeremy has had a fuckstorm of sexual partners!

There is a fuckstorm of beggars in the street!

by Jeremy Crowe January 10, 2007

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Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)

Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm

by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016

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