fucation 

a term used principally in English-speaking North America to describe a lengthy time away from work or school, a trip abroad, or simply a pleasure trip away from home, such as a trip to the beach that lasts several days or longer, with the express purpose of having sex.

The couple left their 1st child with their friends for the weekend, and went on a short fucation in hopes of conceiving their second child while they were away.

fucation by scott liebman November 7, 2007

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fuckation 

A short trip with the sole purpose of fucking. There may be little to no sleep involved in a fuckation.

Wanna hook up? I need a fuckation.

Fuckation by AW69 December 18, 2010

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

fucktion 

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

fucktion by goatsearse May 12, 2009

fucktion 

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

fucktion by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

facation 

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

facation by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009