Fecation 

The benevolent act of traveling to a far away and isolated restroom to defecate, so as to not subject others to one's own horrendous fecal odor.

I didn't want to cause any suffering among my coworkers, so I went on fecation this morning. You see, I ate Indian food last night.

Fecation by SciNerd March 12, 2010

fecation 

A massive dump, the result of taking a shit so profound that in addition to having the property of being an object, it is also an event.

Additionally, can be used to describe a person or object having the attributes of a monumental bowl movement.

He's not a turd. He's a massive fecation.

fecation by FearMoreMovieLions November 22, 2023

fecation nation 

The state of being trashed (trash) or stunk up (stunk).

Welcome to fecation nation biotch.

fecation nation by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

Hydro-Fecation by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

felationship 

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.

She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.

felationship by Koy November 26, 2006

facation 

Calling in sick when you are not actually sick

I have to work this Friday, but I'm thinking about taking a facation.

facation by Fenyx07 September 6, 2009

felationado 

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."

Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!

felationado by Big Vi May 10, 2005