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Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.
Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!
by The Zunk December 17, 2010
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Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..
"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."
by sddsfhsdhfjkdshfsdkjteyr September 27, 2011
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Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.
"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"
by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010
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Urban Fucktionary

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
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Suburban Fucktionary

a suburban fuck-tionary is a book about sex and fucking
Hey man did you read the new Suburban Fucktionary I learned how to fuck correctly!
by flamingofan123 May 5, 2019
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fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.
by Scub snubs November 7, 2013
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ducktionary

A dictionary of ducks. Also known as a ducklopedia.
Is that a dictionary?
No. It's a ducktionary. See? Here's the California Mallard.
AMAZING.
by josh is jewish October 15, 2008
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