Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

Fucktional

A word you'd use to describe a fictional character you'd be willing to have sex with.

"Haiji Towa in Danganronpa is totally fucktional."

by GyroGearloose January 08, 2018

Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.

"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"

by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

by Scub snubs November 07, 2013

fucktion

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

by goatsearse May 11, 2009

fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

fucktion

Erotica, erotic fiction.

Related to fanfucktion.

They're claiming that her new book goes under the Romance genre, but it's really just plain, simple Fucktion. There's no emotional connection between the protagonist and her partner.

by Gale Gynoid April 27, 2010