frestus

Noun.

A term used to describe the excess film, usually food, on a jar/lid/pot.

Person 1: what is that white crusty stuff on the milk cap?

Person 2: oh, that’s just the frestus.

by Ashley Bonney March 14, 2019

Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

freetus

A frito chip, but a fetus.

"Bro that freetus be looking tasty as hell."

by TheIronHorse September 10, 2022

festus

Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus

by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014

festus

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

Festus

Best man ever

Biggest dick in town he is Festus

by Tim Burnout October 10, 2022