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A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019
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Uncle Festus 

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Uncle Festus by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015
A frito chip, but a fetus.
"Bro that freetus be looking tasty as hell."
freetus by TheIronHorse September 10, 2022
Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad
Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus
festus by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014
penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.
I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.
festus by drakespubichair February 21, 2020
Biggest dick in town he is Festus
Festus by Tim Burnout October 10, 2022
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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