frito

an idiot.to call someone a frito is to say they are very stupid.

"you are such a frito!"

by barbraa-anne p. October 26, 2006

frito

A very nice / attractive girl.

Yo man look at dat frito! that tight az hell dawg!

by Shing Tang Woo June 07, 2004

frito

one who enjoys being a theif.
i.e. frito bandito.

Don't let the FRITO BANDITO steal your chips.

by aAROn zURIEl April 06, 2005

Fritos

The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.

And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."

by Diggity Monkeez August 03, 2005

Fritos

Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.

Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.

Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)

Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.

..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.

Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?

Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.

by dillan lol January 16, 2009

Fritoes

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

by Mr. Met 1974 November 01, 2009

Frito

Derogatory term for a Mexican, expanded to include Latino aliens.

They ought to deport that frito back to Mexico.

by Col. Dr. May 04, 2006