Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
by Princekodaf February 07, 2019
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Biggest dick in town he is Festus
by Tim Burnout October 11, 2022
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Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad
Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus
by Dirty harriettt January 13, 2014
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penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.
I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.
by drakespubichair February 22, 2020
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A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs
dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'
by George1010101 November 14, 2019
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Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
by Sosababy3hunna August 15, 2015
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For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.
by Special Brownie_4 October 31, 2015
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