Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

by Princekodaf February 07, 2019

Festus

Best man ever

Biggest dick in town he is Festus

by Tim Burnout October 10, 2022

festus

Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus

by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014

festus

penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.

by drakespubichair February 21, 2020

festus

A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs

dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'

by George1010101 November 14, 2019

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

festus

Quivering pile of festering organic mass.

For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.

by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015