Definitions by Sosababy3hunna
Uncle Festus
A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Uncle Festus by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015