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A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015
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Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate
you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg
by Cangh Jui September 01, 2003
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