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Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad
Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus
by Dirty harriettt January 12, 2014
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Quivering pile of festering organic mass.
For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.
by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015
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