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Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad
Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus
festus by Dirty harriettt January 14, 2014
penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.
I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.
festus by drakespubichair February 21, 2020
Best man ever
Biggest dick in town he is Festus
Festus by Tim Burnout October 10, 2022
A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs
dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'
festus by George1010101 November 14, 2019
Quivering pile of festering organic mass.
For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.
festus by Special Brownie_4 December 30, 2015

Uncle Festus 

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Uncle Festus by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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