franstache 

smooth , soft and large : also called franstacher in Africa.
The franstache is a high quality moustache that alot of people want , but no one can reach because of his sugar feeling.

i touched your Franstache in the grocery store

franstache by Hopscotch January 7, 2004

Frostache 

when your mustache is a shape of a Afro.

ex: "dude you needa shave your Frostache."

Frostache by UnMethRek September 12, 2011

fartstache 

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

fartstache by Sele92 November 2, 2013

fagstache 

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

fagstache by Gary S January 24, 2005

FOAMSTACHE 

Upon sipping from the head of a fine beer like Guinness, the foam left on your upper lift creates a faux moustache appropriated by your fellow man as a foamstache. Commonly seen in fraternizing situations.

"Mmmm man, love this Guiness."

"Fritz you have a foamstache!"

"LOL!"

FOAMSTACHE by DJSEAND August 24, 2009

Frustache 

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

Frustache by tajomaru February 28, 2010

Franstanchenzant 

1. When you secretly do the wrong thing on the job because it is easiest (thinking you will get in trouble at work) but you get promoted because the boss did the same wrong thing and sees you as part of his "team".
2. Promotion for being a fuckup.

I got a Franstanchenzant at work today.

Franstanchenzant by Dr. Jookers January 14, 2008