FOAMSTACHE 

Upon sipping from the head of a fine beer like Guinness, the foam left on your upper lift creates a faux moustache appropriated by your fellow man as a foamstache. Commonly seen in fraternizing situations.

"Mmmm man, love this Guiness."

"Fritz you have a foamstache!"

"LOL!"

FOAMSTACHE by DJSEAND August 24, 2009

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

fobstache 

Mustaches that FOBs (fresh off the boat) have at a very young age. Around their teen years. People with these fobstaches are usually found in Cyber Cafes playing Counter-Strike and other online-games. Beware, these people usually are older than they look and sometimes have a machete in their back pocket so be cautious.

Yo Bernard you better shave that shit off you're growing a fobstache there.

fobstache by vietdragon February 1, 2005

femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.

As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.

femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache

Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!

Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

fagstache 

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

fagstache by Gary S January 24, 2005

Femstache 

A female mustache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.

Femstache by Be_nik December 21, 2021