An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.
Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!
A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
by Monkey08 March 13, 2008
Happy St. Patties Day!
1. guiness is buff
2.guiness is fit
3. guiness is guiness
I love guiness (robbie orr)
by Sex godess February 22, 2004
Happy St. Patties Day!
A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.
is it just me or does that guiness smell funny
by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009
Happy St. Patties Day!
A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.
"That is so Guiness."
by lookkittens! September 10, 2010
Happy St. Patties Day!