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Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

fondlinson 

when louis tomlinson fonds over harry styles , his husband we name him this.
larrie #1: there he goes again being mr fondlinson

larrie #2: its so cute
larrie #1: we been knew..
fondlinson by Eden-grace x June 3, 2020

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

Foodling 

The act of reaching into a bag of food, usually from a fast food restaurant in your passenger seat, searching for something to put in your mouth. Inspired from noodling
I started foodling for that last soft taco that I know I ordered.
Foodling by Salesteamsix July 1, 2019
A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.
Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.
Fording by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

fordingbridge 

I went to Fordingbridge yesterday, makes a night out in Bournemouth look classy tbh
fordingbridge by St. Emmy November 13, 2016