Fording 

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.

Fording by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

Fording 

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night

Fording by The whole IB class of 2013 March 10, 2011

Fording 

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

Fording by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009

Fording 

the act of being sick

Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.

Fording by Dhabi1 November 10, 2011

fording 

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

fording by Undi3s August 19, 2014

Fording 

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

Fording by P416 October 8, 2014

Fording 

Werb. Touching or standing too close to people in public transportation. Standing too close to people to make them disturbed and go away

He sit our spot, let's fording him and make him go away

Fording by dthplt August 2, 2022