Bournemouth 

An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.

Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."

Bournemouth by Surferdudewithhugeballs December 9, 2010

Bournemouth 

A superfan of Matt Damon’s JasonBourne films who simply won’t shut up about how much he/she thinks they are the best action movies OF ALL TIME!

Bournemouth: “but he can’t hold a candle to Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.”

Others: “Will that Bournemouth ever stop?”

Bournemouth by Vangobot February 8, 2019

Bournemouth 

Possibly the greatest place on earth, if you enjoy eating Shit Crumpets and farting planets.
Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.

"Mate this place is HORRENDOUS."
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
"Good point"

Bournemouth by Captain Fail March 6, 2010

Bournemouth 

To “bournemouth” something would be to depreciate and effectively get “relegated” from society.

Norwich have had a bad season this year. They’ve only gone and bournemouthed it.

Bournemouth by HChatters July 27, 2020

Bournemouth 

The nicest city (or town) in the UK. Consisting of its bustling atmosphere around the beach, city centre and the eye-catching view of the beach-front Ferris Wheel providing the human eye with a striking view of what part of the city looks like from a bird's eye view. You also have the unique palm-trees to make you feel like you are playing Vice City all over again, the rays of yellow from the 'Yellow Taxis' constantly travelling back & forth to commute the drunk back to their place of residence, and a night-life like you are playing Cyberpunk all over again!

Spack No.1: I might move from Bournemouth to somewhere up north

Spack No.2: *Commits murder*

Bournemouth by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Bournemouth Bomber 

Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.

Ingredients:

1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe

Alex : "I feel like get rat arsed, get me a pint in!"

Andy : "Why don't you get a Bournemouth Bomber, that will get you shit faced!"

Bournemouth Bomber by apc1986 October 24, 2012

Bournemouth Girl 

A young lady from the seaside town of Bournemouth who is wrapped up in her appearance, has limited brain cells and lusts after trophy boyfriends.

Typically seen looking attractive yet artificial, with fake tan, nails, heavy makeup and a revealing outfit. Not too dissimilar from the 'Essex Girl'. Typical aims in life are to bag a football player.

"Bovvd. That place is just filled with typical Bournemouth girls."

Bournemouth Girl by schmackeroonie February 13, 2010