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An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.
Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."
by Surferdudewithhugeballs December 08, 2010
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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A superfan of Matt Damon’s JasonBourne films who simply won’t shut up about how much he/she thinks they are the best action movies OF ALL TIME!
Bournemouth: “but he can’t hold a candle to Matt Damon as Jason Bourne.”

Others: “Will that Bournemouth ever stop?”
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by Vangobot February 08, 2019
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Possibly the greatest place on earth, if you enjoy eating Shit Crumpets and farting planets.
Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.
"Mate this place is HORRENDOUS."
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
"Good point"
by Captain Fail March 06, 2010
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To “bournemouthsomething would be to depreciate and effectively get “relegated” from society.
Norwich have had a bad season this year. They’ve only gone and bournemouthed it.
by HChatters July 27, 2020
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