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Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love
Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016
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Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

fond of the grog 

This is an old saying describing a love of strong alcoholic drinks. Grog was a Royal Navy term for rum often mixed with water and lime, one of the world's first cocktails, circa 1800.
The lads from Vanderbilt were fond of the grog!
fond of the grog by I, Wreckerrr March 28, 2017
What Steve Rogers believed to be sex
"How do I know you and Stark haven't been finding?"
---------------------------------------------------
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend."
Fondue by CIL BARNETT May 15, 2016

Sniz & Fondue 

Sniz & Fondue - was a series of animated shorts originally appearing on the first three seasons of the animation-anthology series KaBlam! on the American cable television network Nickelodeon.

The series is about the day-to-day lives of two otter roommates, Sniz and Fondue. Sniz is hyperactive and playfully impulsive, traits that resulted in trouble for himself and his roommate, Fondue. Sniz sports a lime-green Mohawk haircut. Fondue was generally nervous as a result of Sniz's craziness, which resulted in him being on his guard. Fondue sports a blue chef's hat. They live with two other roommates, Snuppa and Bianca.
Sniz & Fondue

Original network Nickelodeon : (1996-1998)
Original release : October 11, 1996 – October 25, 1998
Created by : Mike R. Brandon
Sniz & Fondue by Blu_leef December 6, 2022

fondilering 

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).
"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"
fondilering by Lurksalot December 19, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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