jo's definitions

Poof

Verb. to disappear from one location and then reappear in another. (poofed, poofing)

I was late for an appointment, so I had to poof there.

by Jo June 17, 2006

dying

to slowly come near to death

I am dying of cancer

by Jo April 23, 2005

studying

a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.

I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit

by Jo April 23, 2005

simkaka

girl of an indian nature with thick black, greasy oiled hair normally in two french plaits. She wears thick rimmed glasses and you will normally find one hanging round the local gol gupay shop in west punjab or julander. Her actions : sniffing her finger and shouting out "MAHAAA!"

"ewwwww what the hell is that?! Oh, its just a simkaka!"

by jo April 25, 2005

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

gimmeonesec

Famous quote used by GaryB. GaryB says this when he's too busy to really listen, so he uses it to let the other person he'll help them out soon. What he really doesn't know is, the other person knows he's bull shittin'.

Other person: GaryB, can you help me, it's urgent.
GaryB: gimmeonesec

by Jo May 10, 2005

NASCAR

The best sport consisting of racing on every level with Nextel Cup as the premiere division, Busch Grandnational Series and Craftsman Truck Series are also the premiere series of NASCAR. NASCAR Touring Series are the Featherlite Modifieds Division, Busch North, Winston West, Kodak Southeast Series, Raybestos Northwest Series, and Goody's Dash Series. NASCAR also owns the NASCAR Weekly Racing Series presented by Dodge which is hosted at hundreds of racetracks each year.

NASCAR is longer and more exciting than Drag Racing

by Jo August 8, 2003