89 definitions by jo

monki

a randy panda on a mission

hes a monki

by jo October 26, 2003

bio engineer

To prepare the creamiest, thickest milkshake ever made. Can only be done by someone with a biology degree.

Get him to bio engineer me a milkshake

by jo March 13, 2004

ice tart

A girl who goes to hockey games just to be a slut.Ice tarts have slept with atleast half of the hockey team and dream of sleeping with the rest of them.
puck bunny

Jan, the ice tart, waited after the game so she could bang the rest of the team.

by jo December 29, 2005

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003

Hillary Clinton

New York Senator who will, much to the surprise of bigotrous sexist Right-wing fascists, easily snag the 2008 Democratic nomination, go on to crush the Republican nominee, become an even more effective and successful leader than her husband, and make all the Barry Goldwater disciples finally realize that no, most Americans will never think like them and they need to get over themselves and figure out how to live in mainstream 21st-century American society.

"She whould would make a good President" --John McCain, Republican of Barry Goldwaterland.

by jo March 10, 2005

foond

moron, derived from local peebles speak. rachel lumb

wee pete is a fuckin foond

by jo March 31, 2004

mew

awhen you don't understand something
bwhen something is scary

a answer the question = 'mew?'
b scary - 'meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew'

by jo November 24, 2003