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What used to be the best channel ever but it sucks a really lot now.
Nickelodeon ruled 10 years ago, now it sucks.
by qwerewq March 18, 2004
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A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.
6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel!

Me: My young friend, you shall never know.
by tintle September 12, 2004
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Used to be a classic favorite by all, it canceled all of it's good shows such as Welcome Freshmen, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko, Ren & Stimpy, and Nick Arcade. They started to aim towrds the sterotypical children that were spawning from somewhere. They began covering the new "pop" (aka. crap, homo-gays, %*&*) groups that were spawning from the same place as the sterotypical children. They struck back with Invader Zim, but was canceled because the type of humor flew right over the little kids heads. It now hold the personal record by about every person in America above the age of 13 as the worst television station and ahould be plagued with head cancer.
Nickelodeon REALLY sucks now.

-Me, 1990.
by Tonku January 29, 2004
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Nickelodeon used to be cool with Rocko's modern life, Angry Beavers, Hey Arnold, Aaah Real Monsters, and Are You Afraid Of the Dark, and the OLD version of Rugrats. But now they are just like everybody else, dumming their shows down to incredibly stupid and unentertaining plots. Nobody with a good sense of humor watches "Zoey 101" or "Unfabulous." COME ON, NICKELODEN! They can't even ACT! Bring us back the awesome cartoons!
Nickelodeon is really pissing me off.
by Ex Nick Fan December 02, 2006
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A great channel until it all went downhill.
Now all they have is content geared towards the teen crowd, with shows such as Zoey 101 and *shudder* The Naked Brothers Band, which shows up as "Naked Brothers" on my TV guide.
Nickelodeon sucks now a-days. That's why I watch Discovery Channel.
by Dakota C:\> March 19, 2007
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One of the best channels on TV, until 2000/2001 when most of the classic and good shows were cancelled, thrust into reruns and replaced with mediocre shows, then around 2004 went downhill even further when the classic shows weren't shown as reruns anymore, and the new new shows went from mediocre to just straight up crap.

Examples of the lost magic and current crapiness of Nickelodeon:
All That: Originally very funny and more mature, then became a dull kiddy show before it was cancelled.
The classic Rocko's Modern Life which was hilarious and amazing has been replaced with the annoying and repititive Spongebob Squarepants.
Even shows in the new generation of Nick which were actually cool like My Life As A Teenage Robot, received good reviews and good ratings were cancelled. That seems to be a trend in Nick TV shows, cancel the good shows but keep the bullshit on.
by Kareem Jahlid September 24, 2007
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A now horrible kids channel. It started off pretty good with Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's modern Life (even Angry beavers wasn't all shit) but promptly canceled all their good shows and started to play towards f*cking 6-year olds. Then came Spongebob and it almost completely died. It made a brief (but amazing) comeback with Invader Zim, but, of course, they cancelled it, leading to its utter doom. Now, unless they bring some good shows into their pathetic schedule, it wil soon be cancelled as well.
by Nick_sucks October 05, 2003
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