" G'day mate, how bout we head on down to tha pub and grab us some grog? " ;)
by Katherpillar October 2, 2008
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Arrrrr. Do ye want some grog? Yarrrrr!
by Cap'n Shannah February 18, 2010
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The Grog is a magical concoction of what can only be described as a 'strong alcoholic substance' that when produced, is a statement to raise the level of the event in question to a point of epic proportions.

Once 'Grogged', the drinker soon becomes unable to tell if one is coming or going, resulting in either (or sometimes all) of the following:
- life and soul of the party
- the loss of feeling in all limbs
- an extreme want to sleep
- vomiting
- extreme cases of 'Jumperexia'

After cases of 'Grogged' behaviour, one is not expected to return to normal for days, even weeks.
"Get the Grog!"
"Get grogged!"
"Grog it up!"
"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Grogged!"
"You've got the Grog I need to see me through!"
by grog July 27, 2012
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A nickname for a person who is dirty.
Grog never takes a shower
by el frisky October 9, 2021
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1. Grog: to call someone on the phone while you're taking a shit. Usually includes the other person discovering you were taking a shit when they hear the toilet flush. (e.g. to grog someone)

2. Grog: to take a shit, to poop. (e.g. taking a grog)
1. "I just called John the other day while I was on the toilet and I grog'd him."

2. "Tim Grogins just grog'd himself!"
by Solid Snave March 4, 2011
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A diluted mixture of rum that originally included sugar and citrus juice. Slang associated with it is "Tanky", the server of it. Served in a "can" no matter what the vessel was. It was discussed in its water to rum ratio by compass points and in numbers, north being pure rum and east being water. The authentic recipe is so short and excellent, I'll give it to you:
Grog 1:4/four-water
half cup rum
pint water
1/8 cup sugar
" " lime or lemon
"Five-water grog? Give me some more northing!" (north = more alcohol)
"Oi! Tanky, me grog can!"

by Sir Joseph Porter October 6, 2006
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The singer from Gothic Metal band, Die So Fluid
Happy Hallowe'en (song by grog)
by \\-Blood Pigs-// October 29, 2008
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