fondilering 

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).

"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"

fondilering by Lurksalot December 19, 2013

fondering 

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

fondering by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

fondiling in a bush 

Sucking dick and jerking off to each other

Go fondiling in a bush

fondiling in a bush by Hoyaaa April 20, 2021