verb. (to flandangle) Literally, the act of going commando in a flight suit, although more commonly used to describe any situation where a mans testicles bounce around freely, usually when freeballing.
Captain Rogers had a smirk on his face at the staff meeting yesterday, indicating that he was probably flandangling.
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Joe ran track in his boxers, which resulted in some wicked flandangling.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.