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Fondoogling 

the act of groping hot girls with logic
The japanese Professor was arrested because he was Fondoogling.
Fondoogling by TONY THE TIGER! February 5, 2009
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Furdoogling 

1. The act of 2 plus people discreetly touching another's genitals.

2. Loving life
Megan and Jeff were caught creepily furdoogling under blankets outside the party.
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foodoggling 

to look at, stare at someone else's food
After our orders arrived, I was foodoggling my friends' meals.

I was foodoogling all the diners' meals as I shown to a table.
foodoggling by Jen Oz March 4, 2012

Fondugling 

Dipping ones phallus into hot sauce, oil or broth. Usually for some sort of sexual depravity. Other possible uses for fondugling are: painting (with a penis instead of a brush), cleansing (as if soap isn't strong enough), making a penis more inviting (for the man with a unhandsome, scared, too small, too large member or bad personality).
Paul was so 'fuck ugly' and had such a bad personality that he decided, in order to get a woman to touch his penis, he'd resort to fondugling, but, to no avail, instead, the young lady laughed, took a picture of his fully fondugled member, called the police and had him arrested. Paul spent a week in jail teaching 'big Tony' all about fondugling.
Fondugling by EarthFromObserver January 22, 2014

fondingling 

The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.
Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.
fondingling by Fondingler April 29, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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