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In the sport of paintball, when your gun malfunctions, making you rent a gun and look new to the sport, when you are really a veteran.
Joe) **Chik Chik** Oh man, my gun broke. I got to rent, I'll be right back.

John) Haha, folfer!
folfer by Anatolli October 11, 2008
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Junk Folder 

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".
When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.
Junk Folder by Boozecoma December 16, 2014
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folfer folder Foofer folger Foffer foldered Folker folkert folmer FolderFocus

zero follerance 

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter
Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

Folderlanche 

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.
Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

homework folder 

Normally after a number of gigabytes. It has MANY porn photos.
Guy 1: I'll bet you have a homework folder on there.
Guy 2: Yeah, around 64 gigabytes.
Guy 1: Wow, thats more 'homework' than I've seen
homework folder by Sephia July 8, 2018
A frivolous activity, often of a goofy, silly, and/or foppish maner. Similar to folly.
The busy southern senator frowned at his aide, "Jonathon, I simply do not have the time for all this here foofery and folderol!"
foofery by Andrew Mullen October 29, 2007

86 gb homework folder 

Your porn stash.
My mom asked to use my computer last night. I’m so glad that she didn’t open on 86 gb homework folder
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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