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Folkert

Basicly Hitler, talk to them with caution they probably have a Panzer Wagen in their back yard, And when approaching do it with caution they are a very agressive variaton of the german Hitler But do remember they are always armed with a Luger. They also have a very unique mating process, it involves a battle of murder and dominating, they are also classified under the D.I.C.S Dapper Intelligent and Cool Scouts.
That guy is such a Folkert he wants to astablish a facist third reich
by CommunismAstablisher69000 January 17, 2018
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folkert

to think like a cow. Cow brained.
"man that noob is such a folkert" or "hey that guy is really acting like a folkert....what a jerk"
by bina / tech March 30, 2005
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folkestone

nice town, needs a repaint and a decent night club
Q.going to folkestone tonight
A. shame about the crap night clubs
by wisearse April 12, 2010
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Fookerty

A bunch of random events that turn out bad.
Some fookerty shit happened at the party last night. Ex. Jake went streaking last night. Tyler woke up with an ugly high school girl. Kyle got pantsed while doing a keg stand.
by Olympus aka Ja-Ky January 20, 2009
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Folkestone

Seaside town on the south east coast of England. Population around 50,000. Features of note: Debenhams (geriatrics' department store), two branches of Sainsbury's (a British supermarket), The Leas Cliff Hall (entertainment venue for once great acts before they finally fold or retire), for some reason a couple of very good grammar schools (The Folkestone School for Girls, The Harvey Grammar School), The Channel Tunnel and also 304 funeral directors.

Minor features: A pleasant fishing harbour, a soft drinks factory (Silver Spring Mineral Water Co Ltd), some chalk hills and a town centre infested with Chavs. Focal point of life for under eighteens is probably McDonald’s or KFC. For the over 65’s then it’s one of the 285 General Practitioners the town boasts – or the Cardiac Unit at the William Harvey Hospital, Ashford, prior to the services of the above mentioned army of undertakers.

Folkestone is not a young person's town, though does seem to be a minor magnet for asylum seekers. You can often see the police picking them up on the motorway where they’ve just popped out of the back of some unsuspecting lorry that’s just arrived on the Eurotunnel or on a ferry in Dover.
Yes, I've been to Folkestone. Biggest departure lounge in Britain - thousands of old codgers shuffling around waiting for the Grim Reaper or a Blue-Cross Saver Day at Debenhams. The air was full of vultures waiting for an easy meal.
by Wizards Sleeve July 19, 2008
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folkestone

My god, this place is worse than folkestone!
by Fred January 5, 2004
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Poker folker

Poker players and onlookers addicted to Texas Hold’em
Hey, Dude. Don’t drink another beer. There’s a line of poker folker just waiting to take your seat when you have to go take a leak.
by shuffler January 11, 2009
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