Folker

When you are under the influence of alcohol, and can not help but to hook up with red heads or people that has a name that refers to a city. (ex. Houston)

Hey bro you know that rachel girl from lastnight?

ya she totaly was a folker

by Maxxaimilian November 7, 2010

Poker folker

Poker players and onlookers addicted to Texas Hold’em

Hey, Dude. Don’t drink another beer. There’s a line of poker folker just waiting to take your seat when you have to go take a leak.

by shuffler January 11, 2009

Cow Folker

A: A guy or group guys who very neatly & too tightly dress up like cowboys to attract the opposite sex & or to give themselves a more macho persona then they have being their individual selves.

B: A Weekend Cowboy

person 1: "You want to go down to the row tonight?"
person 2: "It is a weekend so it is amature night."
person 1: "Oh, all the cow folkers will be up from phoenix"
person 2: "Wow, what some guys do for the va jay jay or for other guys, I'm not sure"

by ophora December 15, 2010

Slapper Fockers

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Junk Folder

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".

When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.

by Boozecoma December 16, 2014

zero follerance

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter

Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2013

Folderlanche

A form of natural disaster restricted to the progressively more scarce environments in which words are put onto actual paper, and papers are put into actual physical folders. A folderlanche occurs when many such folders are simultaneously dislodged from the shelf or table where they had been precariously stacked, and begin a catastrophic slide that overwhelms all in their path.

Note: A folderlanche should not be confused with the similar but significantly more deadly 'binderlanche'.

Simon was chimping with a Russian Sailor when a freshly-flung turd struck a titanic stack of folders containing all of the former's Barry Manilow porn. The ensuing folderlanche left Big Ivan disfigured, and Simon ginger.

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 5, 2015