focial

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"Look at Todd over there, he's just sitting there, totally not being focial."
"Yeah but look at Mary sitting on that guys lap... She is being a little too focial!"

focial by AnitaB June 28, 2008

Words you can keep

Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

facial aesthetics

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017

focalize

Focalize. To turn into an arc, to check that everyone is in the right spot within the form. Most commonly used in marching band; would be very strange if used anywhere else.

Jesse, with his flip flops and Cadets tank top, yells "Focalize!" as all of the band kids roll their eyes and turn into the arc.

focalize by vhsband October 3, 2015

snow facial

When someone gets their face pushed into the snow by their friend. Usually during snowball fights.

"Oh man,yesterday we had this crazy snowball fight and I gave Timmy a snow facial!"

snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008

Boracay Facial

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.

Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

Boracay Facial by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015

septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.

Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.

septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026