fnaps

(Noun) Drugs. Fnaps are substances that usually contain opiates, but can include any euphoria enducing product. Examples include, narcotic pain killers, muscle relaxers, molly and sometimes marijuana or cocaine. (Really good cocaine.)

Man, I really could use some fnaps right about now!

by taryndactyll May 6, 2009

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Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.

Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

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Fapsfadat

- closely related to the term "daps-for-that" which is an offered high five hence the daps part. "Fapsfadat" is to be used on an occasion where "daps-for-that" simply won't do. The listener likes the speakers statement so much that he/she believes it deserves a fap.

Jim:I got a new bong today and found a great new porn site.

Oscar:Ah, Fapsfadat man!

by skrong neck November 14, 2012

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Fapstack

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

by Lolfast January 27, 2011

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Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

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