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The act of masturbating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face.
I was walking down the street when a bum asked me if he could perform a fapslap on me.
fapslap by polydizzle February 5, 2009

Flap Slap 

When a girl playing Call of Duty, Halo, or any other game, engages in the act of "Flap Slapping." It is the equivalent to a male "Tea Bagging."
Guy: Dude I killed this chick and then tea bagged her ass!

*Guy dies*

Guy: WTF?! She just Flap Slapped me in the face!
Flap Slap by Ashhhhhleeeeey September 4, 2010

Flap Slap 

The Flap slap is the female equivalent of a cock slap.

She stands over her partner when he is asleep and slaps him round the face with her fanny flaps.
' When Brad was asleep I stood over him and flap slapped him good!'
Flap Slap by Bonerificly Big January 28, 2009

flap slap 

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.
He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!
flap slap by camocap May 21, 2009

Flapalapagous

Dude, Chad I Just Flapalapagoused
Flapalapagous by A.ss J.ack September 27, 2008

flapclap 

1. rushing trapped air inside the vaginal cervix causes a mini 'boom,' which sounds like an applause after a well-intentioned, proper fornicating

2. advanced stage of gonorrhea
Audrey: "did you hear that?"
KC: "yeah, i think you just flapclapped"

...a little later...

KC: "you need to have your flapclap checked"
flapclap by original prankster March 20, 2009