Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.
by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011
Get the Fapsbook mug.A dummy account on Facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.
This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.
Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.
Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.
This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.
Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.
Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.
An example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to masturbate. He may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn't have to look them up again.
by Hunch Tover August 25, 2011
Get the Fapbook mug."Fassbook" is a common name, used in Trinidad and Tobago, for the social networking site "Facebook". The word stems from a merging of the words "Fass" and "Facebook". A fass person is a very inquisitive or curious person(also known in Trinidad as a 'maco' or a 'macocious person').
The term was created to reflect the fact that Facebook is often used, by very curious individuals (macos), to investigate the personal lives of other people.
The term was created to reflect the fact that Facebook is often used, by very curious individuals (macos), to investigate the personal lives of other people.
1. I find out dat she man leave she, it all over she Fassbook.
2. Look she up on Fassbook, yuh go see how good lookin de gyal is from she profile pic.
3. Sasha is a rel maco hoss, she addin everybody on Fassbook.
2. Look she up on Fassbook, yuh go see how good lookin de gyal is from she profile pic.
3. Sasha is a rel maco hoss, she addin everybody on Fassbook.
by Ken Ping May 19, 2010
Get the Fassbook mug.Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.
Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.
Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.
by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011
Get the fapbooking mug.the worldwide social networking sensation known as fapbook is a phenomenon based upon pointless status updates, faggotry, and lesbian orgies rolled into a shit sandwich with a sprinkle of std's and raging butthole wars. the ancients say it used to be something called facebook, reserved for a select group of real people, now it is frequented by prostitutes, drug dealers, gay fish and evil employers. For most, it is more addictive than cherry popsicles and as addictive as world of warcraft, you become part of the machine, a zombie slave, taken advantage of like a two dollar myspace slut. It is a prime example of the degradation of a once benevolent web domain, now a piss filled back alley, mined by shady corporations and sullied by pseudo-twits and really huge twats.
by 2hard2fap June 29, 2010
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kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.
kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.
by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010
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