WTFUD

Acronym for "What The Fuck, Urban Dictionary?" Describes the question many find themselves asking when they see a UD: Word Of The Day that is utterly humorless and boring, and you proceed to wonder why they rejected some of your best chuckle-inducing past submissions to the complete piece of shit you just wasted precious eye energy reading.
"Ohhh, look a new word of the day!"

Word: TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheek acronym. Used when something so funny is messaged to you, that you are in tears from laughing so hard.

"...WTFUD? How is that shit even funny? My definition I posted the other day would've been so much better."
by IsraelHands09 September 09, 2011
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Toshallucination

This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.
Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!
by IsraelHands09 July 07, 2010
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Sylvester Stallone

Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!

God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.

Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"

Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
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Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.
Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.
by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011
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Candy Crush

A highly addictive strategy based iPhone/Android game that has claimed the lives of millions.
"Dude, have you ever played Candy Crush?"

"Played it??? Bro, that game killed my uncle!"
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Prossy

Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
by IsraelHands09 November 11, 2010
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Engineer

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
You: "Hey, wait here, I'mma go take a dump."

Friend: "Alright."

*5 minutes later*

Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."

You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"

Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."
by IsraelHands09 September 18, 2010
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