To walk around in a state of simulated dishevelment: particularly wearing an overly long sweater with the sleeves pulled over the hands and clenched from the inside, channelling Morrissey from his Smiths days or Robert Smith from the Cure, ideally combined with walking somewhat chaotically and your head lolling from side to side. A particularly common affliction in disaffected middle class teenagers who have discovered early post-goth 'miserablist' bands.
James is looking very frapsy today, but I know he bought that sweater from the Gap yesterday.
(Noun) Drugs. Fnaps are substances that usually contain opiates, but can include any euphoria enducing product. Examples include, narcotic pain killers, muscle relaxers, molly and sometimes marijuana or cocaine. (Really good cocaine.)
Man, I really could use some fnaps right about now!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.