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Foreplay on the Driveway 

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A phrase to describe how close a romantic couple or fling live from one another. They are in such close proximity they can have foreplay on the driveway.
He lives so close to me, we could have Foreplay on the Driveway

domestic foreplay

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Doing menial household tasks that you usually avoid in order to have a better chance of getting sex.
What a great dinner and you did the dishes too. You are a master of domestic foreplay.
domestic foreplay by Suedo August 5, 2008

foreplay

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A man's foreplay to women:
Lay her down on the bed and kneel between her legs. Lean forward and kiss her passionately and slowly make your way down her chest and stomach, rubbing her boobs the whole time. Once you reach her pussy, hold her knees down and lick/kiss around her thighs. then lick up and down her slit for a few seconds to turn her on. Then, slowly push your tongue between her pussy lips and explore her. Push and lick her clit a little to get her moaning. Stay here for a minute, this is the most sensitive part of the pussy and will get her bucking up at you in no time. When she does, hold her knees down more firmly and push even harder with your tongue. When she stops bucking, move your tongue down slowly and insert it into her. The first insertion should be slow, but the rest should be jamming into her harder than either of you ever thought possible. As you tongue fuck her, take one hand and rub her clit. This will make her go crazy. As you do this, take the other hand and rub her tits, occasionally pinching her nipples. If she starts to buck up again take your hand that's on her tits and hold down her hips. Then switch your hand and tongue, fingerfuck her while licking up and down her clit. Start with one finger, but add however many will fit, one at a time. Move your fingers hard and fast inside her. Do all of this until she cums, which, if you did it right, won't be long. After you finish, she is bound to suck you and pleasure you however you want.
All good sex starts with foreplay.
foreplay by anonymous78963 August 31, 2013

Foreploy

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The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.
The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to "hit it".
Foreploy by Dawn December 9, 2003
Word of the Day on June 23, 2007

flowplay

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a weeb obsession with fuckable pokemon.

Blocking a Piss stream with your thumb.
did you see that snorlax, i'd totally flowplay it.
flowplay by minux February 9, 2023

Facebook Foreplay 

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Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.
The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.
Facebook Foreplay by cammie B April 13, 2009
Word of the Day on April 19, 2009
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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