driveway

A euphemistic word for a vagina. Works well when complimented with park.

Me: I'm gonna get all up in your driveway
Girl: Just don't hit my mailbox again
Me: Um...what?

Someone else: I'm gonna park in your driveway
Girl: Um, excuse me?
Someone else: ...Well...I guess i could park up your street?
Girl: Ugh, you are so immature.
Someone else: Um...what?

by stalkingturkey July 20, 2008

driveway

something like a road that is for parking cars on that leads to your house.

I parked my car on the driveway.

by trinbin October 30, 2003

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by Jebus July 4, 2003

driveway moment

The inability to leave one's car after arriving at the destination because of the riveting nature of a story you're listening to on the radio; especially on NPR

I had a driveway moment today while listening to David Sedaris on This American Life.

by TooBeaucoup September 25, 2005

driveway cleavage

Refers to the bosom-like mounds of snow that occur at the bottom of a driveway after shoveling out from a snowstorm. Typically the cleavage grows and comes together as the winter progresses.

I have some serious driveway cleavage this year. I can barely get my Honda through it.

by mngurl February 21, 2011

Driveway moments

noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.

youtu.be/wMIqfgyvXfQ

Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.

by edisondotme September 22, 2011

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006