Definitions by Dawn

cock 

penis

He kept bragging about his cock but it was really small when everything was shown.

cock by Dawn January 7, 2006

scrumbles 

When the dranduft of various food particals are too small to be scraps but too big to be crumbles.

The scrumbles fell out of the toaster when it was turned upside down.

I hate cleaning up after toddlers eat because their scrumbles are always so sticky.

scrumbles by dawn January 1, 2004

Foreploy

The act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid.

The whole evening was foreploy, the dickhead only wanted to "hit it".

Foreploy by Dawn December 9, 2003

Moniskat 7 

a cure to female infection by mind blowing ska sounds that only members of this band can make happen.

Yesterday I was itchy, but Moniskat7 fixed that. Heehee

Moniskat 7 by Dawn August 5, 2003

crud 

subsitute for the word crap, or something described as crusty and nasty

"crud.. i lost my dollar"
"damn crudy earwax"

crud by Dawn October 7, 2002

the crapper 

the bathroom

I'm going to the crapper

the crapper by Dawn September 12, 2002

cans 

boobs

Spears's cans are totally fake.

cans by Dawn September 12, 2002