flingtong

a cool word that people say when they have nothing else to say

Ex. 1: Your such a flingtong!

Ex. 2: Yo waz up ya flingtong?

Ex. 3:- Can I lick your flingtong?

-No, its busy at the moment.

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Flinging

The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.

Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.

by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

Flingwing

A rotary wing aircraft, usually associated with a helicopter, however & to be fair can also be used to describe an autogyro

Do I really need to draw a picture for this one? If you ever saw a video of a helicopter accident you would understand why I refer to them as a flingwing!

by Flingwings September 2, 2006

flinstonization

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.

Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 21, 2017

Finglonger

an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.

"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth

by Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth September 6, 2005

Flinstoning

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum

Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill

by mattmfin October 13, 2006

Flinging in the rain

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation in the shower

Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain

by Spookyonion April 28, 2005