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The act of leaving your boyfriend or husband while at a public venue such as a club or bar to go fuck a stranger you met and then return to your husband or boyfriend at that same venue a short time later.
Don't worry about my husband, he'll wait here patiently for me while I go flinging.
Flinging by SecretPlayWife October 12, 2018

2 for flinching 

2 for flinching - A game where where you make someone flinch and if they do you get to punch them twice, however if you make contact while trying to make them flinch they get to punch you four times.
(makes them flinch) dats 2 for flinching man (proceeds to punch them twice)
2 for flinching by BigBaly February 28, 2019

Flinging in the rain 

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculation in the shower
Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain

flingin the poon 

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.
Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon

Shit-flinging-monkey 

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

two for flinching 

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
two for flinching by TheLostDude December 10, 2004