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Finglonger 

an invention by Professor Farnsworth...It is a glover with the pointer finger extra long so you can poke things farther away. It wasn't actually ever invented...someone should invent it.
"And thats what life would have been like if I had invented the finglonger, one can always dream, one can always dream..." said Professor Farnsworth
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flingdingery 

(n) - truth that is so worthless it is often mistaken for a lie
"Dude, I totally stayed up for eight days in a row my sophomore year."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. You can shove that worthless flingdingery straight up your ass."
flingdingery by Silent Rip November 30, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008