flepsicle

The state of being flexible enough to give oneself oral sex.

"The gymnast needed no girlfriend: he was flepsicle enough to get by himself."

by 149271239273123363 December 12, 2009

FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

Fleshicle

Mix of the words Flesh and popscicle.

refering to the penis.

Brandy's favorite thing is penut butter covered fleshicles.

Johnny is such a queer I heard he gobbles on 2-3 fleshicles a day.

by Mohawk 69 July 22, 2009

fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

by durson August 15, 2007

Flimsicle

Frozen dessert product on a stick that falls off the stick before it has been completely eaten. (credit: David Witter)

Better eat that thing soon, son. The heat'll turn it into a flimsicle in no time. Why, then you'll have to eat it off the ground!

by Weevie September 6, 2005

Fleshsicle

An erect penis which is licked like a Popsicle

I don't have any candy, but you can lick my fleshsicle

by wackstar November 20, 2011

Flopcicle

A melted ice block.

1: Are you gonna eat that?
2: Nah man, it's a flopcicle now

by livdictionary June 5, 2015