An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your
spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for
testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the
ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your
hands off my flesticle.
I'm sorry,
Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and
loose with my flesticle.