flapsicle 

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

flapsicle by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

Flapiche 

Generic term for if you're not sure if your favourite bakery product is a flan, a pie, or a quiche

Hi there, could I order that delicious flapiche please.

Flapiche by spamulaspam January 26, 2019

fagsicle 

the act of having a gay man propped on a stick or other suitable prop.

that faggity ass bitch ran his mouth so fucking much i hads to use lil' rico to make a fagsicle out of his ass.

fagsicle by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

fatsicle

fatsicle(noun): pronounced fat-sick-cull, a slang term for ice cream cone or frozen yogurt cone; now used to refer to any sort of fattening dessert that doesn't necessarily take "cone form". Guilty parties include Sonic Blasts and Dairy Queen Blizzards.

Nick: Where'd you go man?
Mike: I ran out to Dairy Queen, I had to grab a late-night fatsicle.


Professor: A fatsicle is like a popsicle, except you know...made out of fat.


Mother: I picked up a couple fatsicles for the boys.


Observer: I just drove by Dairy Queen and there's about 50 people outside sucking on fatsicles.

fatsicle by nkooky5 March 17, 2009

Flimsicle

Frozen dessert product on a stick that falls off the stick before it has been completely eaten. (credit: David Witter)

Better eat that thing soon, son. The heat'll turn it into a flimsicle in no time. Why, then you'll have to eat it off the ground!

Flimsicle by Weevie September 6, 2005

flausible

appearing worthy of disbelief or flawed. Antonym of plausible

Your argument regarding a flat Earth is flausible.

flausible by hijump October 27, 2008