An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.
Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.
I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.
by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007
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Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
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A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.
2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
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