Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Flopsicle

An extra soft, floppy penis.

Freddie: I can't get it up, my longlong has turned into a Flopsicle!

Molly: I don't care! Put that Flopsicle in my Meowmeow!

by gritskiurbandiccy February 10, 2025

slopsicle

a slopsicle is a popsicle but all messy and dripping everywhere. Its like a non-frozen mess on a stick.

Ralph: haha your slopsicle has made you a mess.

Fred: shut up Ralph. Its all sticky.

by Robbie Lewis July 6, 2009

fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

by durson August 15, 2007

Flimsicle

Frozen dessert product on a stick that falls off the stick before it has been completely eaten. (credit: David Witter)

Better eat that thing soon, son. The heat'll turn it into a flimsicle in no time. Why, then you'll have to eat it off the ground!

by Weevie September 6, 2005

lopsicle

1. (v) a reaction to the sighting of a sexalicious babe including huidekoping.

2. (n) slang for a sexalicious babe.

that mary is a total lopsicle. who wouldn\'t want to huidekoper?

by prescott April 26, 2005