A limp penis.
Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"
by yumyzombieparts December 01, 2011
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Freddie: I can't get it up, my longlong has turned into a Flopsicle!
Molly: I don't care! Put that Flopsicle in my Meowmeow!
Molly: I don't care! Put that Flopsicle in my Meowmeow!
by gritskiurbandiccy February 10, 2025
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