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A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

Flopsicle by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

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Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

Flopsicle by Cincio April 8, 2017

Related Words

Flopsicle • Flopsiclestick • Flopcicle • flapsicle • flepsicle • Floopsicle • Flopsie • plopsicle • fapsicle • Flimsicle

Flopsicle

An extra soft, floppy penis.

Freddie: I can't get it up, my longlong has turned into a Flopsicle!

Molly: I don't care! Put that Flopsicle in my Meowmeow!

Flopsicle by gritskiurbandiccy February 10, 2025

slopsicle

a slopsicle is a popsicle but all messy and dripping everywhere. Its like a non-frozen mess on a stick.

Ralph: haha your slopsicle has made you a mess.

Fred: shut up Ralph. Its all sticky.

slopsicle by Robbie Lewis July 6, 2009

fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

Flimsicle

Frozen dessert product on a stick that falls off the stick before it has been completely eaten. (credit: David Witter)

Better eat that thing soon, son. The heat'll turn it into a flimsicle in no time. Why, then you'll have to eat it off the ground!

Flimsicle by Weevie September 6, 2005

lopsicle

1. (v) a reaction to the sighting of a sexalicious babe including huidekoping.

2. (n) slang for a sexalicious babe.

that mary is a total lopsicle. who wouldn\'t want to huidekoper?

lopsicle by prescott April 26, 2005

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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