Flemsible 

flexible...flimsy.

when one is hesitant about sharing the contents of his or her iPod

That girl is so flemsible!

Flemsible by xoxtracyxox1465798 January 30, 2009

morally flexible 

Not adhering to a certain set of principles, instead morally adapting to the situation at hand.

"When Mary was wealthy, she was against theft, but now that she's poor, she is a thief. I guess she is morally flexible."

morally flexible by Catherder March 1, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

Fembible 

The name of a social media group that runs their accounts on Instagram, TikTok and Twitter whose content is very relatable for girls. Some say females read the Fembible before they go to sleep.

“OMG, did you see that post by Fembible the other day? Girl I felt so seen.”

“Same Jessica.”

Fembible by memesnorkeler August 29, 2022

flexible elbow 

The ability to lift alcoholic drinks to your mouth on a rapid basis.

Randy was pounding Miller Genuine Drafts last night. He had a very flexible elbow

flexible elbow by ryguy77 December 24, 2019

Flexible Hungarian 

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.

Dude, Ádám can pull the Flexible Hungarian

Flexible Hungarian by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017