3 definitions by durson
"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".
"Did you save them?"
"Yeah, try this"
<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"
"...shafted" <<evil grin>>
"Did you save them?"
"Yeah, try this"
<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"
"...shafted" <<evil grin>>
by durson August 11, 2007
by durson August 13, 2007
A car of the type that compensates for having a tiny dick. Usually low to the ground, black or yellow and sounds like the asshole of Hell.
Brands: Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati, etc
Brands: Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maserati, etc
So I was driving down beach road and this old guy in a cock rocket cuts me off and laughs at my shitty car! Fuck I hate rich ppl :P
by durson September 6, 2007